| me: | how was the roman empire cut in half |
| friend: | idk |
| me: | with a pair of caesars |
I'm only walking in a blur
“I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn't try to sleep with someone even if they could have. I need to know these people exist.”
I'm Rochelle, I like things. thepainisdemandingtobefelt> aloudIprayforcalmerseas
every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a little part of my soul is sucked into hell
OMFG IT’S AN
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whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol @#!*% todays music(:”
i just
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cal·li·pyg·i·an [kal-uh-pij-ee-uhn] Adjective: Having well-shaped buttocks
cal·li·py·gous [kal-uh-pahy-guhs]: possessing a well-shaped buttocks
Origin: 1640–50; < Greek kallipýg ( os ) with beautiful buttocks; referringto a statue of Aphrodite ( kalli- calli- + pyg ( ḗ ) rump + -os adj.suffix) + -ian
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I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh
what you need is Jesus
omfg
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